It's a struggle being an internet sensation dears but I'm breaking away from my hectic schedule to share more of my thoughts. Here is my Question to all communists and whingers
Why on Earth is
everyone being so horrible to lovely, Iain Duncan Smith.
I suppose common sense
against the wall of hysterical nonsense is to be expected, as a TRUE BLUE
conservative my hackles are raised and I’m wading into the fray. I’m a champion
of truth and justice and irrespective of my own personal TORMENT, I heard the
call for assistance so I’m coming dears.
Let’s leave aside for
the moment that the poor man can’t spell his own name correctly and focus
instead on a FANTASTIC interview he gave to the equally fantastic BBC news
people who quite rightly illustrated their own piece on benefit scroungers with a
photo of hoodlums.
It maybe unpopular
with namby pamby lefties but Ian (I’ve corrected for him) is absolutely
correct. People who drain the decent, kind hearted, unselfish, right thinking,
tax payers filled coffers of this great country such as my Tory husband, need to be reminded
of a few FACTS.
And I’ll tell you for
why
1)
Ian is a
good person who is working hard (commuting from his £2million home which his father in law generously lent to him )
on this bank holiday not answering any questions about benefit changes
affecting millions of people. Why should he it’s his DAY OFF.
2)
Everything
is Labours fault. Poor people often vote Labour ergo Poor people caused the
economic meltdown.
3)
I know of
many many, rumours which have reached my ears of mansions and chauffeur driven
limousines at tax payers expense. But the cabinet need those in order to TARGET
THE POOR
4)
Poor
people smell. Therefore what decent minded, nasally functional Minister for The
Department of Work and Pensions would want to spend time in the company of
those who will be challenging.
5)
Poor
people often live in the North and in the Midlands.
6)
Disabled
people are easier to attack as many of them fake things and even genuine ones
can’t necessarily fight back. You do the maths dears.
To
those who claim that this government is cynically targeting poor and sick and
disabled people, populated as it is with highly educated privileged white men,
making decisions for the rest of us , I say this.
They
know best
Firstly and most importantly they are all men and secondly they have been able to understand the challenges of poverty from the distance of wealth and therefore understand better. When it comes to poor people it's often better to view them from a distance I find.
Ian himself has said he could live on £7 a day. Why on earth would anyone question that? I have absolutely no idea other
than overt communism.
What would some complaining harridan, raising 6 children alone, trying to decide between heating and eating, whilst she struggles to attend appointments for her chemotherapy and caring also for elderly relatives with dementia, know of the busy life of our leaders?
Nothing
that’s what. She doesn’t have a clue.
She doesn't have
a clue about the real problems faced by the the most marginalised group in our
society, super rich people .
This
is why I urge you all to join with me in thanking Ian Duncan Smith for being a
dedicated champion of those who really need him now more than ever.
The
rich.
It is
them who need our understanding pity and help more than ever before. It’s the
same as the bankers who will flee
our glorious shores if we expect them to act like the rest of us. A million
pound bonus doesn’t go that far dears when you have overheads. But will you
communists listen? No you will not.
As
for those on benefits or whingeing about the spare room subsidy, I have (like
dear, sensible and pretty Louise Mention) absolutely no pity at all. My cleaner is often tired at the end of
a 7 day week cleaning one of our houses. You will benefit from the break if you
just LISTEN TO THE CONSERVATIVES
I
simply don't see the problem.
Remember
dears, if they have nothing, they have nothing to lose .
I'll
leave you with a song which Amelia has internetted over to me. It's rare for
the two of us to be in agreement on the issues of politics but she sent it with
the words "here's one for you and all your mates"
I
can't make the film work , you all may have more luck with that, but as I sat here listening to his pure sweet voice soaring through our vestibule He reminded me so of Piers as a young chorister with his vision of a political future just a distant dream.
I'm sure you'll agree, the words were so inspirational.
I'm sure you'll agree, the words were so inspirational.
I'd
never heard it before but it's a rather wonderful song of hope for the future.
Most importantly In my humble opinion, it sends a clear message echoing the
aspiration that many in the cabinet talk of so often.
Please God, tell me this is satire.
ReplyDeleteWhilst I take your point, can you stop with the mocking of how he spells his name please? Iain is the Scottish spelling. Would you tell a Ruaraidh or an Alasdhair or a Domnhall they're spelling their names wrong?
ReplyDeleteThe man's an utter bawbag with all the social awareness of three week old badger spooge, but you can make that point without the dismissal of Scottish culture and history.
*adds Anglo-privilege to the list of things which need to be checked*